Tooth Insurance
Protect your valuable teeth with comprehensive insurance coverage! Our policies cover everything from accidental chipping to mysterious disappearances. Don't wait until it's too late - secure your smile today!
Coverage Includes
- Accidental tooth damage or loss
- Tooth theft and kidnapping
- Mysterious yellowing incidents
- Cosmic tooth alignment disruptions
- Tooth time travel accidents
- Musical tooth malfunctions
- Hologram tooth technical failures
- Emergency tooth rescue operations
- Tooth dating heartbreak counseling
Insurance Plans
Basic Coverage
$49/month
- Up to $5,000 coverage
- Standard accidents
- 30-day claim processing
- Annual deductible: $500
Premium Coverage
$149/month
- Up to $50,000 coverage
- All incidents covered
- 7-day claim processing
- Annual deductible: $200
- Emergency services included
- Replacement teeth provided
Platinum Coverage
$399/month
- Unlimited coverage
- Zero deductible
- 24-hour claim approval
- Concierge service
- Lifetime tooth replacement
- Global coverage