Tooth Time Travel
Send your teeth on an adventure through time! Using cutting-edge quantum temporal technology, we can transport your teeth to any era - past or future. Experience prehistoric chompers, medieval molars, or futuristic dental tech firsthand!
Available Destinations
- Prehistoric Era: Experience sabertooth tiger teeth
- Ancient Egypt: Tour pharaoh gold tooth collections
- Medieval Times: Witness blacksmith dental work
- Victorian Era: Explore early denture technology
- Year 2124: See laser-grown instant teeth
- Year 3000: Neural-controlled molecular teeth
- All trips include temporal insurance and return guarantee
Time Travel Packages
Quick Trip
$2,999
- 1 destination
- 4-hour duration
- Single tooth transport
- Standard temporal protection
- Photo documentation
Grand Tour
$9,999
- 3 destinations
- 12-hour total duration
- Multiple teeth transport
- Premium temporal shields
- Video documentation
- Souvenir from each era
Paradox Explorer
$29,999
- Unlimited destinations
- 48-hour adventure
- Full mouth transport
- Paradox-proof guarantees
- Professional historian guide
- VIP temporal lounge access